I was just watching one of the episodes of Doctor Who Voyage of the Damned and this quote is one of my top 10 fav quotes ever from Doctor Who.
"I shall be taking you to Old London town in the country of UK, ruled over by Good King Wenceslas. Now, human beings worship the great god Santa, a creature with fearsome claws and his wife Mary. And every Christmas Eve, the people of UK go to war with the country of Turkey. They then eat the Turkey people for Christmas dinner, like savages."
Just thought I'd share.